poka bean

recipe for disaster with a side of shame and spinning

(Yields 1 serving of unhappy lady)

Ingredients:
1 part official diagnosis of Vertigo with associated spinning, headache, and wooziness - finely chopped with no end in sight
1 part rush to pick up lunch for office meeting - peeled and crushed
1 part bored police officer - jelly filled

Instructions:
Mix all ingredients in food processor until smooth. Pour mixture into jelly roll pan and bake at 375 until brown on top. Allow to cool, then take out pen and scribble speeding citation on top of baked mixture.

Serve to disoriented Vertigo patient with a side of shame and spinning. Enjoy!

Posted by Poka Bean at 2:23 PM